Riding Among Ghosts: Part Three

This is the third and final part of my narrative about my 2022 bike trip from Tirana to Ljubljana through Albania, Montenegro, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia and Slovenia.

Sunday 1st May: Mostar – Gradac: 84 km (continued)

The first thing that I noticed on entering Croatia from Bosnia was the relative normality. Everything that little tidier, more spruce, more modern. The clothes, the state of the buildings, the shops, the sudden profusion of lycra-clad road bikers…

The second thing I noticed was the traffic. Tons of it, rumbling away every few seconds along a rather dreary stretch of main road, flat, mostly straight as a bullet, and tedious.

Across the mighty Neretva for the final time, now broad and quiet, and up into the hills to the Bacinska lakes and a wonderful overlook before descending to the simple but pretty harbour of Gradac, bathed in a gentle evening sunlight.

And the third thing I noticed was that on the first Sunday in May, nearly all the restaurants were closed. So I stopped pondering the modernity and traffic, and plonked myself down at a waterside pizzeria. It was not the most Croatian of meals, but it was as good as I was going to get.

Monday 2nd May: Gradac – Omiš: 79 km

I set off relatively early in moody skies with the threat of rain. It suited the landscape: limestone cliffs shoving their way down to turquoise waters with only a thin strip of habitable land and beach in between, towns clinging to the water’s edge with sharp names like the wonderful Zaostrog, conjuring up some triple-horned warrior springing from rock to rock with vengeance on his mind. The entrancing sight of beautiful purple irises and scarlet poppies springing from rocks here and there.

I had re-joined the Eurovelo 8 (EV8), a long-distance route going from Cadiz to Athens, and a favourite with bike tourers.

The road was largely quiet and I rumbled up and down all day following the coastline all day: long slow but moderate climbs, followed by wonderful swishing descents. Only the ugliness and traffic of Makarska intervened. With the temperature hovering at a chilly 12-15C and the constant threat of rain, it was not a day for stopping, though I occasionally took a moment to admire the savage beauty of it all and the stunning islands out to sea.

After Makarska, two stubborn climbs, the last one going up and up and up, but rewarded by the grey magnificence of it all. It was the Croatia that I had dreamed of. The sheer immensity of it all was quite stunning.

Then to Omiš, the home town of one of my team, a small but pleasant place, with much more of a feeling than the rather deserted Gradac. The rain finally arrived, so I did not linger.

Tuesday 3rd May: Omiš – Split: 27km

I woke up to sunny skies, the true nature of Omiš revealed on a gentle stroll along the harbour and through the narrow streets. My hotel, the Villa Dvor, faced out to the coast, but also up a twisting gorge. I had it all to myself over a wonderful breakfast.

Then out along the corniche: more beautiful roads and more or less flat, but this time, passed constantly by traffic.  I would have been better heading up the gorge and re-joining the EV8, even if it meant tackling stiff hills and ignoring the islands.  More and more built up and ugly as I got closer to Split. A short ride but not a pleasant one.

Finally, I turned off to the village of Stobreč and after a bit of up and down along thin coastal tracks, passing olive groves and nurseries, down to a pleasant beach with bike path – you can see it in the video – where I lingered until I could check into my nice apartment.

Split was very nice: an immensely old town within the walls of Diocletian’s palace dating back to 295AD and backing onto a big harbour. A lot of tourists, but also a town where you could sense people getting on with their lives. A town to gently amble without a clear plan.

Wednesday 4th May: Split

But I had business to attend to. I was not the first member of my family to visit Split. 

In November 1944, my grandfather had entered it in rather different conditions than a care-free bike ride. 

As the captain in charge of HMS Delhi, he had sailed into the heavily fortified harbour, which the Germans had recently retreated from but were keen to retake.  

His problem was twofold: to establish a British naval presence in Yugoslavia in the face of local resistance from the communist partisans who had taken over whilst repelling any counter-attacks from German forces. He spent a tense four months with the threat of imminent attack from both sides, with the Delhi finally suffering limited damage from a German motorboat attack. 

He spent the time trying to defuse tensions with the partisans, and build good relations with the local population. Without knowing it, the Cold War was beginning. He recorded his story – and the rest of his tough war – in the late 1960s in a rather cold naval style which hinted at the amazing stress that he had been under throughout.

(For a fascinating account of the wider relationship between the British and the Partizans, see the third part of Fitzroy Maclean’s excellent “Eastern Approaches”). 

While in Split, my grandfather got to know a Dr Ćurčin, a friend of the great sculptor Ivan Meštrović. Meštrović had fled to Switzerland in 1943 to escape persecution from Croat nationalist authorities, leaving Ćurčin and other friends to look after his villa on the outskirts of the town. Another friend, the sculptor Andrija Krstulović,asked if he could do a bust of my grandfather, so my grandfather went to the villa for a number of sittings. Krstulović subsequently gave him the cast with instructions to get it cast in bronze on his return, which he did. After the death of my grandparents, the bust went to my father, who in turn passed it on to me. As I write, it sits proudly at the top of the stairs, a magnificent piece of art.

So I headed to the villa. It is a stunning museum, not just the quality but the sheer evolution and range of styles as Meštrović experimented with different approaches and materials, often within the same period: smooth to rough, stone to bronze to wood, figurative and religious to naturalistic.

And in the middle, his last piece, a self-portrait. The resemblance to my grandfather’s bust was uncanny: the ties and coats were almost identical.

On leaving, I went to one of the curators and mentioned the bust and showed a photo that I had brought with me. She immediately recognised the names Ćurčin and Krstulović and of course the style of the bust. A few weeks later, one of the other curators kindly sent me information on both of them. My grandfather had been under the impression that Krstulović had ended up in the US, where Meštrović settled at the end of the war, but no, he had remained in Yugoslavia. He stayed in touch with Meštrović and was finally given permanent use of the workshop under the gallery.

One of his works was to design the pillars of the lobby and caryatids for the monument to Njegoš at the top of Mt Lovćen in Montenegro. This was the very monument that I had passed beneath on a cold and rainy day a few weeks earlier, not daring to take on the extra climb. And he had lived to a good old age, finally dying at the age of 85 in 1997. He had seen everything: the First World War, the creation of Yugoslavia, the Second World War, the communist regime, and finally the collapse of Yugoslavia. It was a poignant thought.

If only we had known in those pre-Internet days: we could have met the great man.  Again on this trip, the history felt pressingly recent. 

Thursday 5th May: Split – Grebaštica: 73 km

Split had been a good choice, but the road beckoned. And not a pretty one, once I had threaded my way through the wooded headland of Marjan Park: an ugly sprawl of the usual apartment blocks and industrial estates, choked with traffic. I was able to ride on bike path for part, but for the rest had to duke it out with the cars and lorries.

I was following the EV8 again. On the outskirts, it took me off the road and through the ruins of Salona: rather pretty but totally unsuited for a touring bike: rutted rock edges. So I had to beat a painful retreat and work my way north of the main drag, more blank suburbs fused into one another.  No scenery, no climbs, just drains, misshapen manhole covers and a relentless stream of vehicles for 17 boring kilometres including a spectacularly boring stretch past the boring airport.  No views of the sea and even the hills flattened out. A day for distance and muttering away like a mad man. On a bicycle.

A brief interlude in the islet of Trogir, a pretty town but now seen under a return of those rain-holding grey skies. So on I went, back on the EV8, including another bit of routing stupidity as it sent me up a rough track where again I had to walk my bike.

Up into the hills in the afternoon, the sun coming out briefly, mostly, on fresh tarmac to Vrsine and Gustirna, before a monstrous climb of 7-12% up through the village. I crested the hill and thought that the punishment was over, only to meet a bearded bike tourer coming in the other direction – headed from the Netherlands to Corfu “where I meet my girlfriend and then we see” – who told me that the bit of EV8 coming up was only just passable, so I took a longer detour to avoid it… and was rewarded with another steep sweaty horror: a constant 7-10% beast, and going on and on. At last, the top and a cheery Polish biker coming the other way, before a worthy descent to Rastovac, followed by a more comfortable up and down to Mitlo and then left to Kruševo before finally re-joining the EV8.

It was pleasant but not stunning riding on that overcast day: small villages poking sheepishly out of hillsides in the distance, poppies, olive groves, fig trees and rough stone walls.

Just as I had run out of puff, a long serpentine descent in glimmering evening light: islands hovering out to sea, and then finally, my little apartment for the night with a gift of homemade cherry brandy from the owner. I’d love to say how wonderful it was, but in reality, it was wretchedly sweet…

Friday 6th May: Grebaštica – Murter: 51 km

There are days when you just have to go out there and do the distance, no matter how you are feeling. And so it was that day.  Looking at the video, it almost seems quite joyful. 

It wasn’t. And my mood had not been helped by a poor night’s sleep, tormented by a stealthy and vicious mosquito with a penchant for cherry brandy-infused blood. I set off in overcast but dry conditions: few decent sights and a steady up and down only interrupted by regular roadworks.

I stopped in Šibenik, hoping to let the front pass: a pretty city with a beautiful old cathedral, but the rain started and the temperature was a rather chilly 12-14C, so I remounted, out along a busy highway before quieter roads, looking out for a café where I could have some lunch and let the rain pass, but none open in that dreary stretch of bland landscape and even blander towns.

On the road to Tisno, the rain really set in, the wind shoving it right in my face, the road a mass of puddles and the temperature dropping to 10C. A steady up and down through utterly unremarkable landscape.  I think of that day and I think of that horrible hour, pushing through the rain, my face set into the wind and rain.

Finally, an open café on the outskirts of Tisno with a cheery waitress who happily welcomed me and my bike in under the awning and served up a large coffee and a piping hot beef stew: a pasticada, with dumplings on the side.  I put on dry clothes over my wet lycra and for an hour felt human again before pushing back out into the rain and cold for the final stretch to the rather featureless town of Murter and my apartment a solid walk away from it, not that anything appeared open.  It was all rather a shame because the lapping of the turquoise waters and the green islands in the distance gave it a charm. If it hadn’t been so sodding wet and cold.

It was still raining heavily as I headed out for dinner and most of the places seemed closed even on a Friday night. I was initially turned away by the one place that was open, before a German couple also entered and the owner changed his mind. It was smoky and rowdy with a bunch of locals holding court, but the food was decent: fried prawns with chips and a decent mixed salad all washed down with two very nice glasses of white wine. For purely medicinal purposes. The worst days on a bike can usually be remedied by a decent dinner and this did the job.

Saturday 7th May: Murter – Zadar: 68 km

A much better night’s sleep despite my freezing cold bedroom and the belting rain. 

I retraced my route back along to Tisno: at least dry this time in overcast skies and then the main road left towards Zadar, and followed the D8 for most of the day, up and down, up and down, with at least light traffic.  

But my goodness, what a boring road and boring scenery: flattish scrubland, trees or ribbon developments. If the best you can make of your footage of 68km is under two minutes, you can tell how boring the rest of it was. Even the odd detour along seashore was underwhelming on that underwhelming day. At least the rain held off all day.

Then a long walk into touristy Zadar, regretting choosing a hotel out of the town centre, the place again rather underwhelming and not helped by large parts of the seafront being closed off for reconstruction. Even the food was overpriced and underwhelming.

So I headed back out along that long walk to my hotel in a sour mood after three days of arse-soddingly boring riding and yes, underwhelming end destinations. This happens from time to time when you bike tour: your mood can get low with the physical effort, the weather and the monotony of the riding and the loneliness creeps in. I had picked myself up from the sadnesses in Montenegro, so I had to get myself going again.  

Sunday 8th May: Zadar – Pag: 68 km

Picking yourself up from low moods is part of bike touring. The combination of physical exertion and slight loneliness with a perceived run of bad fortune or bad weather, and possibly rather boring roads. You get in a rut and start churning things round in your head, and you just have to press the mental ‘reset’ button and get back on with it.

More grey skies and spotting rain. But after cutting through the backstreets of Zadar, the weather and views started to improve: a delightful stretch of coastline around Diklo before a steep – 8-10% – climb up onto the headland and a main road, but mercifully with a separated bike path for much of it, and a lot of Sunday riders for company and reassurance.

Then a terrific descent to Zaton and the pretty town of Nin before again heading up and down through farmland and then a few more savage hills around Krneza. Savage but with the reward of beautiful views. My mood was slowly picking up, helped by the sight of the Velebit and Paklanac mountains in the far distance.

The full reward for all that wet and boring slogging from Split came as I approached the bridge to Pag island: the landscape more and more remote and rocky with every mile, lit up in the increasing sun. I stopped for a moment at an abandoned roadside shack to take it all in, the wind whipping around me: a vast forbidding landscape ahead, magical in its remoteness. This was more like it!

Crossing the bridge, I felt that I was leaving the frustrations of the previous days behind me and back in the full glorious, stupid, crazy adventure.

More greenery and wild sage by the roadside, and to spur my tired legs, the threat of a storm. I was on the main road, but mercifully not too crowded on a Sunday afternoon, so I could fully enjoy.

I entered Pag Town to black skies, but happily the storm only arrived at 9 at night, after an absolutely unbelievably beautiful sunset over the port: blues, purples, browns, oranges, the town almost deserted and boats bobbing in the harbour. A sunset for the ages.

And just to cap my transformed mood, a delightful supper in a local restaurant, the Konoba Bodulo: “Saur”: fried and marinated fish with pickled onions and sultanas, followed by a divine local lamb marinated in herbs and with soft potatoes and good bread, all topped off with some fine glasses of white and red, and with a chatty and helpful waiter.

Monday 9th May: Pag Town 

I was back to good spirits, helped by good weather, agreeable  scenery and decent food and wine. Pag was a pretty enough town to amble around in.

As usual, I used a day off the bike to rest up and wash clothes. Leaving the washing machine on in the bathroom, I made a call to one of my sisters, closing the bathroom door to quieten the noise of the machine.

At the end of the call, I went to check on the machine. And found that it had moved. And was now blocking the door. This was not good news. Especially as the bathroom contained the only toilet.

I could just about get my left hand through the gap between the door and frame. But no further. And the machine was sufficiently heavy that I certainly wasn’t going to be able to move it.

So I called the owner, who promised to send her husband over in half an hour. 

Luckily, while waiting, the machine went into its final spin cycle and started vibrating again. I seized my moment and was able to nudge the miscreant machine away from the door and widen the crack in the door sufficiently to get myself through and then climb over the wandering washer and move it further away. And then the husband turned up.

Tuesday 10th May: Pag – Sveti Juraj: 70km

Back on the road, still in a good mood on a lovely sunny morning, but aware that I needed to get going to catch the 11.30 ferry back to the mainland.

I had a choice between taking the main road the whole way and taking a more scenic bike route – the ‘1’ – which threatened a bit of sand and gravel but would be away from the cars and cling to the coast before re-joining the main drag after about 12 or so kilometres. Setting off early, I figured that I had the time.

And initially, it worked well: lovely gentle up and down through quiet villages and along the side of the inlet. Yes, there was a bit of earth and gravel, but nothing unrideable. 

But then the sand got deeper, and I had to get off and push for a bit. And then the track disappeared. With a big red ‘no through road’ sign. There must have been a landslide.  So I left the bike on its side and went to check out my options and could just about see a possible route through up the hill through more thick red sand. So up I pushed, with time moving on, and then skittle-skattled my bike down the other side of the slope, before finding road again with relief and not too much time lost.

Now I was in a hurry, flying along through those villages and happily re-joining the main road, which was well paved but with a few very long steady and sweaty hills tormenting me as I raced for the ferry. Finally, the sight of the coast and a wondrous swishing descent through hard-baked rock to the ferry, with about 10-15 minutes left.

A 15-minute crossing to the grey cliffs of the mainland. I waited for the cars to pass and took my own sweet time as I pushed myself up a 200m climb, averaging 5-10%. It was tough but worth it, savage grey boulders and formations pushing down to the sea, interspersed with outcrops of sturdy trees and the odd roadside iris lighting up the way, splashes of bright purple ink on that grey landscape.

Then I was on the main road for 40 kilometres of steady up and down. A stunning ride in great weather: those tumbling rocks to my right and to my left, a succession of islands across the calm blue sea: Pag, then Rab, then Goli and Prvić. Fig trees, dandelions, gorse and of course, those lovely, lovely irises. For much of the ride, the road was mercifully quiet, though the traffic picked up in the afternoon.

A marvellous long descent – 8km in 15 minutes – to my end point in Sveti Juraj, my splendid day capped by a simple but happy dinner of grilled squid, chips and salad and a few very medicinal glasses of wine, watching the sunset across the water and the flickering lights across the bay. Magic.

Wednesday 11th May: Sveti Juraj – Kraljevica: 62km

My journey to and from Pag had revived my spirits and sense of adventure. But sometimes you pay for the exertions of one day when you get out the next, and so it was that day. My energy was not helped by a poor night’s sleep with irregular air conditioning and again the torment of mosquitoes.

The coastal road was much busier than the day before and the almost constant stream of traffic and especially motorbikes rocketing past combined with steeper hills and hotter weather, became an annoyance. Even the landscape started to bore.

I had avoided the temptations of the EV 8 for a few days, figuring to enjoy the coastal views rather than the more inland route. But with that noisy traffic and increasing boredom, after 30 kilometres, I turned off on the outskirts of Novo Vinodolski and a sluggish 200m climb in broiling heat.

I was indeed rewarded with quieter roads. But not much else: scrubby land interspersed with soulless villages, and hills growing steeper and longer, toying with my weary legs. It was a day for trundling along with my head down on those unrewarding climbs and ticking off the kilometres as the sweat trickled down my head, looking ahead only to scan for rocks. I hardly saw a soul on a bike and those that were ignored me. Even the descents were tedious.

It was a relief when I entered the outskirts of Kraljevica, a town chosen not out of any touristic virtue, but simply because it was a convenient stopping point for the day, and had a single accommodation option: a pleasant enough but expensive apartment a long walk out of a very ugly town.

Thursday 12th May: Kraljevica – Rijeka – Lovran: 48 km

Better spirits and another fine sunny day, the drenching of Murter a distant memory. And the landscape picked up too, at least for a while: a rather nice inland bay and steady ride up, enough to get the heart and legs going, but not too bothersome. One cyclist passing me: a young Frenchman, fully loaded with luggage in all directions, heading from France to Turkey with all the time in the world and religiously following every line and squiggle of the EV 8, including that rock trap outside of Split.

Then a descent into the thickness of Rijeka, my first big city since Split, and a sense of a cultural border being crossed, out of the Balkans and into the former Habsburg empire.  Rijeka had the bustle – and treacherous traffic – of a big city, but the architecture was different: much more ornate and studied, gently decaying.  I rather regretted not spending the night there and taking time to explore.

But I had business to attend to. People tell me that disc brakes are the future of cycling. And they might be. But we are not in that future yet, at least for touring bikes.  Since switching to a bike with them, I have had no end of trouble: axles getting stuck and most of all, the brake pads wearing through rapidly, under the toil of preventing a fully loaded touring bike from overcooking steep descents.

For a few days, my brakes had started to squeak and the braking was getting harder and harder. With few bike shops around, I gambled on stopping in Rijeka and was able to find a shop on my route out of town: “Far Out”… Literally. 

So I bundled my bike through the doors of “Far Out” and begged for help. Which they were happy to give, making time to replace the totally worn-out pads with new ones, though warning me that my chain would need to be replaced when I got back to Brussels. “We are bike tourers ourselves” though he was unimpressed with my rather minor trip of only 1000 km. Did they get a lot of tourers? “Oh yeah, we even had a guy in this morning. French. Totally overpacked. That’s the problem with these guys. He could have done with half that stuff.”

On I went, the EV 8 sending me on a pointless detour through shipyards and warehouses before confronting me with a massive set of stairs up to the main road I should have stayed on in the first place. So back I rode and along another busy coastal road, past fading villas, with Eurovelo slightly redeeming itself by giving me a brief but beautiful glimpse of the bay by the village of Preluk.

And then the opulence of Opatija and Lovran, my last rest point before the final stretch of this amazing journey.

Friday 13th May: Lovran

A quiet day and a happy swim in the waters.  Lovran was touristy but it was also charming, especially the pathway along the sea, up and down, in and out of small bays.  It was charming by day and charming by night, with the distant lights of Opatija and Rijeka shimmering across the waters.

But even here, the ghosts of the past held their sway. In a small shelter off that pathway was a brilliantly executed mural of a young football fan who had died at the age of 36. Sad and yet, with runic symbols and a fascist motif mixed in, rather troubling. The past and the present.

Saturday 14th May: Lovran – Postojna: 68 km

After over 550 km of the Croatian coastline, it was time to turn inland. In the grand scheme of my longer bike trip northwards through Europe, I would not see the sea again until I hit the Baltic Sea. Quite a thought.

Back along that busy road, being buzzed by Saturday morning traffic even as I pushed my way up a moderate but long 300m climb over 8km. My route took me away from the worst of the traffic, passing through Matuji, Rupa and Jušići. Moderate climbs, moderate roads, and moderate villages, the Central European air and style more prevalent with each kilometre ridden.

It was fine but a far cry from those crumbling crags. And then my final border and fifth country for this leg of the trip: Slovenia, with hardly a glance at my passport on either side.

More and more cyclists, both tourers and road bikers, including one young man who exemplified the ludicrous nature of the cult of bikepacking. 

For those who are unfamiliar, bikepacking is defined by – appropriately – bikepacking.com as “carrying only the bare necessities on a bike that’s light enough to explore the trails you’d seek out on a day ride”.

The core bikepacker will take a small handlebar bag, a small rear bag attached to the saddle, and probably a slim triangular bag fitting between the frames, with just enough space for bike bottles. They will sleep in hostels or bivouac bags, with only the clothes they come in and the rest dedicated to food and bike tools or chargers. Rear racks of any kind are frowned upon.

Laudable enough and perfectly respectable as a philosophy, especially for shorter tours. But as was clear in the young man’s case, quite difficult to translate into reality if you really need that change of clothes, toiletries, your laptop, the complete works of Charles Dickens, a stuffed giraffe, and what looked suspiciously like a guitar, all flaring out at the back.  But no rear bike rack.

The landscape got prettier: not exactly stunning, but wide-open valleys on all sides and a sense of Alpine space. The sense of Central Europe beginning.

Then my penultimate stop: Postojna. Hardly anything there, the main street dug up and no one around on a Saturday evening. I had set off early spooked by the weather forecast and my judgement was proved correct when barely an hour after I arrived, a storm hit, lightning and all, seen from the safety of my hotel room. And I wondered about the poor young man out in his bivvy bag, probably sheltering under that guitar with his stuffed giraffe for company…

Sunday 15th May: Postojna – Ljubljana: 61km

A trip that I had planned for nearly three years and postponed by two was nearly over, and I was sad. Tirana, Kotor, Sarajevo, even Split, all seemed a long time ago.

Postojna might have been grim but I had found a decent restaurant serving a prawn salad on pickled fennel and a decently toasted pizza, and had had decent coffee over breakfast which almost always puts me in good spirits.

And what a joyous day to be out: a fine cool sun-filtered spring morning, turning off the main road after seven uneventful kilometres and through the dirt tracked and potholed but hardened roads of the Rakov Škocjan forest, a cool nature reserve. Hikers, joggers, bikers out on that delightful morn.

Sadly the forest was over soon and out into an Alpine meadow, steady up, up and along a river, getting steeper and steeper as the road climbed through the treescape. The smell of wood, the song of birds, and the regular prick of mosquitoes gluing themselves to my sweaty skin.

More and more road bikers whipping past me, shiny in Lycra. I was in the land of Rog and Pog and it showed.

As I crested the third and final peak, my skin tattooed with a glorious intricate motif of insects, a voice called out “Lucky you. It’s all downhill from here.” An Australian couple in their sixties, touring for a month from Munich, final destination unknown. Lumbering away, but doing it, so hats off…

A spiralling whippy-whappy descent, tempted to take a racing line but watching out for rocks and other bikers. Initially trees but finally a splendid valley with distant blue mountains, green fields and red roofs. As I stopped to take it all in, a bearded, shirtless young Frenchman sweated his way up, sans guitar, stopping while his girlfriend caught up. “Where are you heading?”. “To Japan…” Ah, the wonder of youth… I could easily have turned round and joined them.

Down, down, down, to the Ljubljanica basin and the urban sprawl of Ljubljana. It was flat and boring, but I was in bike town, lanes and lycra, and then with another corner, my final hotel and the sadness of the ending.  

I had a day and a half to pack before my flight and used it to catch up with an old friend, not seen since a memorable winter weekend in 2018 in which we had hiked snowy mountains together and eaten a fabulous meal in the middle of nowhere, gradually unspooling our lives, and eating some more seriously good Slovenian food. Fine food in fine company in a fine town. It was a great way to end an unforgettable trip.

Even the birds were treating me nicely…

Epilogue: riding among ghosts 

I am always sad when trips end, but this one had lingered in the imagination for a long time, nursed during the crazy nights of lockdown, when the whole world seemed to fall apart, and taken during the early months of the Russian bombardment of Ukraine, when Europe threatened to tear apart. Finishing this write-up, in early January 2024, it is fresh in mind.

On the edges of Sarajevo, I had passed a museum with an exhibition titled “Ghosts of the past” or some such name. The ghosts metaphor lingered in my mind. My ride seemed dominated by echoes of the not-too-distant past. 1914 in Sarajevo but also the disrupted world of the pre-First World War capital city of Cetinje. Severe partisan memorials in Montenegro. Communism: Tito and Hoxha and their legacy, most evocatively felt in that awesome museum in Tirana. And of course, Milosevic, Karadzic and Mladic and their baleful squads, still holding back the Bosnian people.

But also my own ghosts, the impact of my grandfather and the legacy of war.

I was struck by the tensions between those who would cling on to the past or litigate old quarrels: the graffiti in Nikšić, the happy fascists in Foča, and the less happy fascists sending their tanks across the Ukrainian border, and the desperate yearnings of so many to move on, like my friends, those poor sods in the asylum camp, and the Ukrainian people.

I marvelled at the chaotic joy of Albania, sympathised with the hopes of my friends and hosts in Sarajevo, and smiled at the calm modernity of Croatia and Slovenia. That is the version of Europe that I hope for.

Riding among ghosts: Bike touring through the Balkans: Part One

Prologue

My moment of revelation took place on the runway of Tirana airport some four and a half years ago.

I was on my way to Pristina on a work trip and the plane stopped over in Tirana for an hour. It was a glorious spring day, and as we flew in over Albania, I was mesmerised by the landscape: desolate floodplains rolling up to two waves of sharp serrated mountains with a lush green plain in between. Cheerful red-hatted villages spread out and the odd pencil-straight line of a highway stabbing up through them.

After the plane landed, I gently poked my head out of the rear exit and took in the purple mountains in the distance. I was entranced.

I had been to Tirana once before, twenty-four years earlier, as a postgraduate student at the College of Europe on a memorable ‘study visit’, meeting key politicians including the then Albanian Prime Minister, Sali Berisha. We had also spent time on a side trip to the Albanian hills and seaside. It was more basic than anywhere else I had visited, and even the Romanians on my course were tut-tutting at it all. But it was fun and mad and the people were warm-hearted.

As I looked at those purple mountains on that wonderful day, it was clear to me that I had to come back… by bike. And that in turn led to the idea of a multi-stage bike tour from the southernmost town in Europe to the northernmost, spending a few weeks each year and then starting the next year’s ride at the final city I had reached the year before.

It would be a perfect excuse to ride through the Balkans and to see countries that I had never visited before: Bosnia-Herzegovina and Montenegro, and of course to return to Albania. And that in turn led to an amazing trip in Spring 2019 from the eastern tip of Crete, along and up through mainland Greece and then through Albania to Tirana.

If you are interested, you can read about it here:

Leaving Tirana at the end, I looked forward to resuming my trip a year later, onwards to Sarajevo, Split and possibly Ljubljana… What could possibly go wrong?

A year later, we were firmly in lockdown… So I postponed my plans. And then postponed them again. And again. And again. Each time being thwarted by some new wave or variant of the virus. In the meantime, I had some jolly nice impromptu trips to Brittany, northern Italy, the Jura, and Andalusia. You can read about them elsewhere on the site.

But I never gave up, and on Wednesday 13th April 2022, I got up groggily at 3.30 am and headed to Brussels airport and then back to that same runway on an eerily similar beautiful day…

This is the story of my little adventure, split into meal-sized chunks. I hope that you enjoy it and even better that it intrigues you enough to plan a bike trip to some or all of the five beautiful countries I passed through. Let me know what you think…

Part One: A bike tour through Syldavia and Borduria

Wednesday 13th April and Thursday 14th April: Tirana

I hate these early morning flights. Even though I have never slept through an alarm ever and certainly not one before a trip, my brain still acts as though it can’t possibly go to sleep or I might never wake up again. I spend the night tossing and turning and rehearsing the many things that could go wrong on my trip:

  1. COVID… and why am I coughing a bit and my throat feeling rather scratchy?
  2. Border closures due to COVID…
  3. Getting ill with the flu
  4. One or both of my parents falling ill
  5. One of my family falling ill
  6. Gastric flu or food poisoning
  7. A pulled muscle
  8. A broken bone
  9. Toothache
  10. Earache
  11. Back ache
  12. Bottom ache
  13. Belly ache
  14. Something else-ache
  15. Being bitten by a dog
  16. Being bitten by a snake
  17. Being butted by a goat
  18. Being flattened by a cow
  19. Being hit by thunder
  20. Being knocked over by wind
  21. A bike accident
  22. A car accident
  23. A stolen bike
  24. Being late for my flight
  25. The airline losing my luggage
  26. The airline losing my bike
  27. The airline damaging my bike
  28. Me damaging my bike when putting it back together again… As has already happened once or twice…
  29. Being attacked or robbed
  30. An escalation of the Ukraine war…
  31. Forgetting something else to worry about and then having a heart attack. Come to think of it, my muscles do feel quite tight…

I continue to muse on these things in the near emptiness of Brussels airport and then, ever more groggily on the flight to Tirana, sleeping fitfully… Until I see those rippling hills like whipped cream, those red-roofed villages and the stunning beauty of Lake Skadar and realise that it is finally happening. Finally. Unbelievable.

And then down to earth in the Balkan sunlight, those purple mountains in the distance. And the sheer swarming human madness of Tirana. The chaotic rush of people in all directions on all modes of transport. Everything under construction. Everything on the move.

But my throat is dry and I feel shattered. Luckily I appear to have booked the nicest run hotel in Tirana. At the Metro Hotel in the trendy district of Blloku, it is all smiles even when I appear at 9.30 in the morning looking like a shrivelled haemorrhoid, with a bike in a cardboard box and a mass of bags in tow.  Take your time, have a coffee, your room will be available in a few minutes. No worries…

After a cappuccino, I feel vaguely human again… And the feeling is even better after a few hours’ sleep. I spend the rest of the day getting my bearings, putting the bike back together without incident, and getting caught out by how early the sun sets. I am able to watch the people out on the evening walk: pouting girls with hair of all colours, stern looking boys with shaved heads and stubbly beards in leather jackets and black jeans, dusty old men in faded baggy suits.

Two years later than planned, but who cares?

I spend the following morning exploring Tirana. Not a huge city and not a huge amount of sights but good to wander and pick up the air.

I spend a few hours at the House of Leaves, a museum set in a former surveillance centre of the Sigurimi, Albania’s secret police during communist times. Within these quiet grey walls, in an understated fashion, the horrors are quietly told: a regime that became more and more paranoid, seeing spies and traitors everywhere. Room upon room of bugs, spy cameras, paperwork, pictures and video testimony of those arrested, even front pages of the regime’s in-house magazine, going from ‘heroic’ designs of the 1950s and 1960s to more prosaic colour photos of agents inspecting security facilities in the 1970s and 1980s. Outside in the courtyard, pictures of the many leaders of the regime and secret police, most of them allowed to move on after the democratic transition without even a truth and reconciliation commission.

But I sense that society has had the last laugh: modern Tirana has a raucous energy and a vibrant individualism. Forty-five years of repression could not subdue these people. There is a wilful anarchism in the air which should make Hoxha turn in his grave, the evil bastard. I love it. The beautiful, beautiful madness. It is so anarchic, it would make a Swiss person have a conniption. Wonderful.

Insane but marvellous

So on I walk, and end up past the prime minister’s residence where we met Berisha, the university and at the edges of the city park at a restaurant devoted to modern Albanian cuisine: Mullixhiu. I had read about it in Culture Trip and the menu is quite wonderful. Even with the English language menu, half of it is incomprehensible: dromsa, trahana, jufka, mishaim, arapash, rosnica, laknor, fli, peremesh. The waitress translates some of them as being types of pasta and on her advice, I settle for jufka with porcini mushrooms followed by a dessert of fli with cheese curds and honey. It is not outstanding, but it is interesting and I rather regret not having the time to go back.

Disappointingly, my friend and former classmate A selects a Tex-Mex restaurant for dinner when we meet up, on the pretext that it is one of his favourite places in town. I tease him about coming all the way to Albania to have Mexican food. But when the food arrives, it is quite delicious. We talk about all the things friends catch up with when they see each other: the family, the job, other friends, and of course politics, the pandemic and war, these inescapable realities hanging over us. I head to bed, happy to be on the road again, and happy to have spent two days in this happily crazy city.

Friday 15th April 2022: Tirana – Lezhë: 71km

Off at last. Unbelievable to be finally out there on the bike, careening my way over the smooth coloured stones of Skanderbeg Square and out through the chaos on a stunning sunny morning.

At a set of traffic lights, I come across another bike tourist heading north and we exchange pleasantries. He is called Hugo and comes from the Netherlands. We are both loosely following the Eurovelo 8 out, so we agree to ride together. Mercifully, the Eurovelo keeps us largely off the main drags – so much so that at one point, we have to walk the bikes over a rickety and wobbly wooden pedestrian bridge – and then out back towards the airport. After a bit of main road past the airport, the road becomes quieter once we pass Fushë-Krujë.

It is nice to have company on my first day out and to share stories from the road. I had expected a boring day along flat and featureless roads, but once beyond the airport, the hills rise to our right, never boring, always changing. Some serrated, some grassy with rockfaces jutting out, solitary farmhouses clinging to the hillsides.  It is all rather magical.

Sheep, donkeys, the odd stray but harmless dog. Children shouting out “Hello”. Old men raising their hats and calling “Avanti!” or “Bravo!”. A country that just over thirty years ago had been cut off from the outside world was full of relaxed warmth.

When I was younger, I read my way through the Adventures of Tintin, and was particularly fascinated by King Ottakar’s Sceptre, a story set in the fictional country of Syldavia, with even its own tourist brochure and language. I really wanted to visit Syldavia. I guess it was what led to my fascination with Eastern Europe and an urge to travel and explore.

Travelling through Albania that fine afternoon and the two following days, I felt like I was on a bike tour through Syldavia. Quite wonderful.

(c) Moulinsart

But Syldavia with bad roads. I had to keep my eyes on the road for massive potholes, sleeping policemen, and the odd overexcited driver coming too close.

Hugo’s pace is much quicker than mine, so we agree to split. I take my time, stopping regularly to take it all in, feeling like I have the whole place to myself.

When I reach Lezhë in late afternoon, Hugo calls out to me from a café table and says that he has decided to stop there for the night. Luckily there are rooms at my hotel, so after a few hours break to clean up and walk around, we meet up for dinner.

The river at Lezhë

I looked forward to a real Albanian meal and the place had a buzzing air, with a number of riverside bars and cafes…. But no open restaurants. At 7.30 on a Friday night in April, all the places listed on Google Maps were closed, apart from the hotel restaurant, which looked empty and grim.  We trogged around. There were two pizzerias open but both of them assured us that they were not serving food… It was admittedly Ramadan but the sun had firmly gone down. We were getting desperate when I looked up and saw a first-floor pizzeria. Mercifully, they were indeed open and served us with a smile, including one of the best Caesar salads I have had in my life.

Saturday 16th April: Lezhë – Shkoder : 45km

I took my time getting up in the morning, whacked after my first day on the bike, and passed Hugo in the hotel restaurant, finishing his breakfast. We wished each other luck and headed off our separate ways, he riding over 100k to Virpazar, and me having a much more relaxed ride to Shkoder.

For most of the ride, the scenery was quietly fabulous: for 30 glorious kilometres, I rode up and down and then along the flat of a valley along a quiet country road, coasting along the bottom of a line of hills separating central Albania from the coast.

There were few cars so I could listen to the wonderful sound of nature in Spring: dogs, frogs, cocks and the sounds of mowing. And of course, the usual greetings and words of encouragement. “Pershendetje”, I called, “Hello” they replied.

A bucolic charm of thatched farm houses, rusting tractors and roaming chickens. Even the names of the villages and towns were wonderful: Trush, Barballush, Fishte, Melgushe, Zojz…

Sadly, the twenty-first century intruded for the final ten kilometres as I rejoined the main road, the SH1, being buzzed by Saturday lunchtime traffic and the dreary sights of shopping outlets, warehouses, petrol stations and auto repair shops to keep me company. Even Syldavia has to move with the modern world.

Shkoder Castle

Shkoder was a funny one: a rather ugly town, street after street of grey apartment blocks and not much to see, but my, what a wonderful buzzy atmosphere on the streets! Cheap clothes shops mingling with cafes mingling with – is that a toilet seat? Dusty cafes for old men, sharp new cafes in modern fonts for young couples, all chain-smoking away.

Oh Shqip…

And the restaurants were fully open so I had that most Albanian of dishes: tave kosi: baked lamb with rice, and quite wonderful it was too. If you want to try it, you can follow this very good Rick Stein recipe:

Sunday 17th April: Shkoder – Bar: 48km

Already leaving Albania! What a shame! Part of me wanted to turn round and see more of this delightful country. And for a while, it looked as though the wind would stop me advancing further, because I woke up to a howler: a bleak grey day with trees bending in a fierce gale. And I was short of sleep thanks to the call to prayer waking me at 4am…

But I figured that I might as well get on with it, so out I went, out through the joyous anarchy of Shkoder, out over a bridge with stunning sights of minarets and mountains, and out… a gently scenic ride: nothing spectacular but pleasant enough, my only distractions the odd brand-new mosque out in the middle of nowhere, some looking as though they had never even been entered and with the telltale Turkish flag much in evidence. Mercifully, the wind was hidden from me for most of the day by a headland separating the Adriatic from Lake Skadar.

Then to the border crossing and a separate line for pedestrians and cyclists. I had a friendly chat with a French gendarme outside the passport control, while my passport was checked on the Albanian side and wordlessly passed to his counterpart on the Montenegrin side.

For a while though I could have been forgiven for thinking that I was still in Albania: a mass of red flags with the black eagle and signs in Shqip. Still the gently rising and falling roads but with stark granite rocks coming into view. I followed the main drag – the M1 – for 11 kilometres before turning off towards Bar on a smaller road climbing steadily through olive groves and past the odd forlorn Muslim graveyard. I did not have it to myself: a regular stream of cars and the odd thuggish tour bus pushing everyone out of its way.

And then, after a plateau, the Adriatic for the first time, and a gentle squiggle down the hillsides to Bar, the skies clouding over and the wind reappearing. I took a shower and headed out through a rather plain town. Not ugly, but plain, and rather empty. The beach was rather empty apart from a few madly grinning souls, and for all that, rather wonderful.

The descent to Bar
Bar beach

Monday 18th April: Bar – Kotor: 63km

I wake up to a beautiful sunny day, though still quite gusty, with the wind on and off and hitting me mostly as I approach the brows of hills.

After the relative peace of Albania, it is a day for following the main coastal road – the M1 – all the way to Budva and then on to the Bay of Kotor. Lots of traffic for most of the route.

And my first unlit tunnels, and time to test my front light… and see that it shows me absolutely nothing ahead… Luckily, my rear light is visible enough and I put on a lightweight reflective vest and the constant stream of cars passing me light my way. Still, it is scary.

The scenery though is fabulous: the deep blue Adriatic to my left and a line of craggy hills to my right. Lots of climbing: steady up and fast down. So fast in one case, that I completely overshot the turn off to the causeway to the beautiful islet of Sveti Stefan, and only realised too late.

After turning off to run round the side of Budva, up a steep hill and through a long tunnel, mercifully open to the sea for the second half. Then a rather grim stretch of ten kilometres inland over towards Kotor and Tivat, with nothing remotely redeeming and cars passing every few seconds.

Mercifully, my route finally turned off to avoid a major car tunnel, and up the old road over the hills towards Kotor, marked with “Panoramic Route 3” signs.

It was a strenuous climb, and by the end, my eyes were nearly blind with sweat, but my goodness, it was magnificent. As I climbed, better and better views over towards the Bay of Kotor, gleaming away. I took my own sweet time, so by the time I reached the top of the pass at the hamlet of Trojica, it was nearly six and the sun was setting. Hardly any traffic, but no cyclists either.

I took a moment to take in the wonderful view down the other side to Kotor… and to note that the road I was about to descend would be one that I would have to work my way back up again two days later… and then continue climbing and climbing.

I donned my jacket and made a cold but stunning descent, hairpinning down to Kotor: the city and coast lit up gold in the distance, an amazing feeling. Down, down, down…

And then a quiet evening at a rather drab restaurant recommended by my host, where I was the only diner: an equally drab Shopska salad, followed by an overcooked escalope and tart red wine. But after four days on the bike and over 1000m of climbing to Kotor on the day, I was absolutely exhausted. Time for a day off.

Tuesday 19th April: Kotor

I wake up to a quite magnificent sight from my apartment balcony in the neighbouring village of Dobrota: the mountainside that I had ridden down towering over Kotor and a massive cruise ship in the harbour. I take my time to drink it all in.

Another difficult night though, waking up with stomach cramps. These came on and off all day and were bad again the following night. Looking back, after all my efforts to drink bottled water, I had made the classic mistake of ordering salad, washed in the very water that I was trying to avoid. One gets so used to the high standards of water in EU Member States that one forgets just how contaminated the water can be elsewhere.

Despite my cramps, I am determined to enjoy the day and head up the “Ladder of Kotor”, a snaking path to the left of the city walls, ending up at a lonely church. Fabulous.

The Ladder of Kotor

Then, up a real ladder and through a gap in the walls and down to the town over slippery cobbles and passing breathless cruise ship passengers painfully making their way up.

When I get to Kotor, it is pretty enough but teeming with tourists, so I duck out quickly and end up at a lakeside café at Dobrota and a splendid lunch of grilled squid with blitva: spinach, potatoes and garlic. My stomach is still hurting so I take a good nap and a light dinner of sea bream with blitva. With the cruise ship back out in the Adriatic, Kotor regains a charm, but I still prefer the majesty of the mountains and lake on which the town has turned its back.

Dobrota and the Bay of Kotor

Wednesday 20th April: Kotor – Cetinje: 45km

When I had planned the route, I had known that to see Kotor but also head to Sarajevo and see a bit of inland Montenegro, I would need to climb up towards Mt Lovcen, a snaking climb of over 1000 m. I felt good about doing it though after a similar ride in the Alpujarras mountains of Andalusia the autumn before, when I had had an amazing time.

But I had reckoned without doing that long climb with stomach cramps, a tired and weakened body… and rain and cold. I woke up after another tormented night to heavy grey skies, the mountains missing under thick granite clouds. Savagely beautiful… but daunting.

Uh oh…

At times like this, you have to get on with it. And my host wanted me out by 10, so out I went…

For the first part of my climb as I retraced that giddy descent, I thought that I might get lucky, with a mild mist cooling me down as I stretched my way out of the bay, pausing here and then to take in the steadily shrinking town and cruise ship, and my stomach mercifully quiet. It was good all the way up to Trojica and then as I climbed higher and higher, I got views in both directions: over to Tivat on my left and to Kotor on my right.

Oh bollocks….

But my luck ran out, with bands of heavy rain and mist passing through. It was not just the rain: it was also naturally getting colder with the rain and climb. When I had packed for the trip, I had anticipated a certain amount of cold weather at the start, and packed a fleece, arm warmers, leggings and medium gloves. But I had concluded that thick waterproof socks and shoe covers would be overkill.

How wrong I was! My drenched feet were steadily turning into blocks of ice and my gloves were sadly inadequate to the combination of rain and cold. My GPS told me that it was 4C. I think probably slightly warmer than that but certainly enough to be miserable. At one point, even with the rain continuing, I pulled out a dry pair of summer socks from my bag to replace the sodden ones, and later when it had dried out but was still freezing, put on my casual jacket over my rain jacket and a further pair of casual socks. Even with those, usually enjoyable descents became a numbing torture.

It was sad because the views were quite incredible and I would have loved to have taken my time to admire. The climbing was steady and the grade reasonable and not too many cars. My stomach was mostly OK but from time to time, it spasmed.

At the top, I had given myself the choice between a longer scenic route to my right going up to Lovćen National Park, and a more direct route to my left to Cetinje. Sadly, I had to take the latter: I was not in a shape to punish myself further.

Then out through the town of Njeguši almost everything closed, and a switch from the greenery of the coast to brown hills still very much in winter, and hardly a soul out. The sun came out but it was bitterly cold, so I ploughed on, dipping and then grinding up a steady climb towards the turn off to Cetinje to avoid a long tunnel but taking another set of hairpin bends over the top. At the top, the landscape was splayed before me: an almost deserted unworldly brown, yellow and grey twist of hills and road.

Back to the main road and a very quick descent to Cetinje, the former capital of Montenegro, notably from its independence in 1878 until 1946. It was cold, I was tired and I was desperate for it to be over. One of those days. In 45 km, I had climbed 1,250m albeit at a measly 10.4kph.

Sometimes you just have to grind it out.

Luckily, my hotel in the centre of town, the Gradska, was excellent and they upgraded me to a super room, overlooking the town square. A magical shower to bring my feet back to life.

After a decent rest, out to see Cetinje in the setting sun: a pretty place smelling of wood fire with historic monuments and former embassies. But it was bitterly cold even in the sunshine.

I checked out the eating options and settled for a place with good reviews, but which I regretted the minute I had walked in: empty apart from a grumpy chain-smoking waitress looking like a jaded Martina Navratilova: 1980s glasses and all. I thought that bean stew would help give me some fibre and it was nice but spicy. Then a massive grill of meat and chips big enough for two. Again I drew the grumpiness of the waitress by not making much progress.

Thursday 21st April: Cetinje – Danilovgrad: 59 km

Another disrupted night’s sleep with my symptoms getting worse. I would clearly have to switch to the BRAT diet from here on: bananas, rice, apple sauce, toast. A shame in such a wonderful hotel.

More clouds and rain, and no way of dodging them. I delayed my departure to 12 to give myself the maximum time to recover and to give the rain time to clear but to no avail. Up, up, up the route that I had descended the previous afternoon and then out along quiet country roads up and down, up and down in on-off rain and chilly temperatures, depleted by my illness and the hard climb the previous day.

It was a tough day on lonely narrow and winding roads: everything brown, forbidding and featureless. It had a stark beauty but in the cold and wet, I was in no position to appreciate. Even the people seemed grim. Where the Albanians had been cheery, waving and greeting, the few Montenegrins that I passed looked at me like an idiot when I wished them “Dober dan”. I felt like I had crossed from Syldavia to Borduria, the fascist state next door.

Inner Montenegro on a rare break from the rain

Even the landmarks were grim: regular stark grey communist memorials to those who had died during the Second World War. Constant reminders of Montenegro’s historical struggles.

And even the roads were unfriendly: there was a lot of roadwork going on. Roads would abruptly terminate in a pile of gravel and no sign as to where to go, so I would have to take the unfinished empty new road, hoping that it would connect me to something, and relying on my bike GPS to see where it might connect.

Then back onto the thin potholed main road like a discarded snake skin. A snake skin with warts. I had to keep my eyes firmly on the road to avoid large chunks of rock.

Then finally a descent to the valley floor, made more agreeable by first finding a dry balcony of someone’s deserted house to remove my cold and wet socks, massage my freezing toes, and put two pairs on with an extra rain jacket. It was a fabulous descent through the clouds, but with my eyes firmly on the road for potholes, rocks and the odd careening 4×4, making no compromise for a lonely cyclist.

But my hotel in Danilovgrad, indeed the only one around: Hotel Zeta, was a treat, greeted warmly by the receptionist and quickly warm under a wonderful shower.

In the rain, I took a wander round the town, though there was not much there apart from a small sculpture park and a socialist realist war memorial of bright young fighters for liberty. Again, the past was very present.

Friday 22nd April: Danilovgrad – Nikšić

After a slightly better night’s sleep, more grey skies and with a grim weather forecast: a thick front of rain, strong winds, even chillier temperatures – down to 4C – and worst of all, the prediction of thunderstorms, lit red on the weather radar. The prospect of riding 850m uphill over just under 40km.

I had asked the owners of the apartment that I was due to stay in in Nikšić if I could arrive early, thinking that I might outrun the worst of it. They had agreed, but had said “you could always come by train”… Out of interest, I looked for train times, and yes, there was a train at 1.19, getting in just before 2. It would mean a gap in my journey across Europe. It would mean missing the chance to see the fabulous Ostrog monastery, one of Montenegro’s top sights.

But it would also mean missing the risk of getting zapped to death by a thunderstrike while labouring uphill with the wind against me in freezing cold temperatures, whilst weakened from a bout of gastroenteritis… Tough call. And indeed it was a call with my youngest sister who decided it for me. “Why would you take the risk?”.

So reluctantly, I delayed my departure for a few hours and then cycled over to the empty train station, a half hour before the train was due and then had to hop across the track when the train came in on a deserted platform… and was completely modern with a bike ramp… for a princely 3 Euros.

In the end, the thunderstorms did not appear until the evening, but it was still wet and windy and as the train swept calmly up the hillsides, I had visions of my alternate universe self, labouring my way up and cursing everything.

The view from the train

I stayed in an apartment in a block not far from the station: not wonderful, but a chance to rest up after the difficulties of the last days. And continue my exciting diet of apple juice, brown bread, saltine crackers and bananas.

I took an early night after a superbly nutritious dinner of bananas, brown bread and saltine crackers, washed down with a few glasses of the local jus de pomme concentrate and was half asleep at just past eleven, when the apartment started shaking. It took me a few seconds to realise that it was an earthquake… Nothing too severe. I suppose that I should have evacuated the building to be sure. But this was my second earthquake and I stepped out onto the balcony, saw no one around and then went back to bed and slept like a king. Aftershocks and gastroenteritis be damned…

Saturday 23rd April: Nikšić

After a simply glorious night’s sleep, I wake up to a fantastic sunny morning, and a wonderful lack of concern from my family who usually want urgent reassurance that I have survived the terrors of the Eurostar train from London to Brussels, but are apparently blissfully unaware or unworried that I have just survived a force 5 earthquake on the top floor of a shoddily built apartment block not two hundred kilometres from its epicentre…

Having feasted on a sublime breakfast of brown bread, bananas, some saltine crackers for that earthy kick and some joyous apfelsaft, I set out to explore Nikšić and to find a bike shop selling front lights… Only to be informed by the one bike shop in town that they have plenty of rear lights, but what would I be doing wanting a front one?

So I head out to explore. A fabulous Serb Orthodox cathedral with glittering iconography. Plenty of busts and statues of young Partisans, cut down tragically young during the Second World War. Another depressing 1970s style concrete war memorial. A woody park around the town hill, desecrated by litter. And a deserted and damaged castle on the edge of town.

And many of these as well as the apartment blocks covered in ill-tempered graffiti, including a number with what I came to recognise as the symbol of the nearby Serb enclave of Bosnia, the Republika Srpska and the lettering “NATO 1988”. Mystified, I check, and there do not seem to be any records of Yugoslav-NATO tensions in 1988. Perhaps they were referring to the NATO bombing in 1998. Typical fascists: they always really struggle with the facts.

Intriguingly, and something I had begun to notice in Cetinje, a clash of alphabets: official buildings and most shops and restaurants in the Latin alphabet, street signs in both, and more regular houses and graffiti tending to be in Cyrillic. I wondered if there was a sort of tension between those favouring the Latin alphabet and those the Cyrillic. One turning towards the West, the other to Serbia and Russia… Montenegro was the last part of Yugoslavia to break with Serbia, and it showed… Parts of it seemed to be clinging to the certainties of the past, wrapping itself up in past glories and past arguments rather than embracing the future. The ghosts of past conflicts and tensions were all around: not just the Second World War, but the end of the Ottoman Empire, and more recently the break-up of Yugoslavia. It was a huge contrast with the buzz and positivity that I felt in Albania.

And as I was making my trip, the dangers of this reluctance to accept the present and move on from the past were being shown several hundred miles to the northeast with the first invasion on European soil since the end of the war that had taken the lives of all these tragic young people on their plinths. Wounds that are not treated, fester and spoil.

In truth, there was not a bunch to do in Nikšić. All the better. I used that day to take care of myself physically, allowing my body and stomach to recover and reset after the difficulties of the previous week. But I also used that day to reset myself mentally. The last days had been difficult but I had three and a half weeks left and a lot of riding to do. I had to put things in perspective, put things behind me and get back to enjoying myself. The weather forecast was more positive, promising more sun and warmer temperatures.

Sunday 24th April: Nikšić – Plužine: 61km

With my stomach feeling much better, having restored my sleep, and the weather turning a corner, I fuelled myself with a breakfast of a few choice ingredients whose exciting details I will not trouble you with but which was strangely familiar by now, and set out.

It was a joyous morning: full springtime even if still with a nip in the air. The first 10-15k were relatively flat, passing through farmland along a small bubbling river, little bridges linking with houses on the other side.

Even the Bordurians, sorry Montenegrins, seemed to be in a good mood. I had to keep my eyes out for the odd nervous dog though, perturbed by the unusual sight of a cyclist. I have never been in a country with so few riders. A shame because of such magnificent scenery.

Beyond the farmland to my right was a much larger river, swollen by the recent rains, and in the distance, snowy peaks. Quite glorious.

Then uphill on a tolerably busy main road along a long and steady drag, counting off the meters climbed. The scenery was not spectacular, but it was pleasant, with regular views over to snowy peaks and regular changes of view all day. Even the wind was rather supportive for once, pushing me gently uphill. I felt that my fortunes had turned. As throughout my time in Montenegro, there was however, the regular spots where drivers appeared to have stopped the car and dumped a whole load of rubbish. And nearby, plenty of ugly grey metal rubbish carts that they could easily have dumped it in…

At the top of the first long hill, I ran into a bunch of Canadian cyclists heading the other way, the first touring cyclists I had seen in Montenegro. They were taking a short trip through Montenegro, doing a loop from the capital, Podgorica. They had toughed out the Friday storms in Durmitor National Park and had a grim satisfaction from it all.

Then off and a day of steady ups and downs with some memorable if still chilly descents, peeling my eyes for regular rocks on the road. It was a lot of climbing: just over 1000m, but it felt less than my earlier exertions. It was a day to restore my faith and enjoyment in bike touring. A day of what might have been.

A final chilly descent to the tourist village of Plužine and a cabin right on the lake: a wonderful spot but rather basic. I was feeling well enough to eat out, and so ate at a place recommended by the Canadians: a wooden cabin called Zvono. I had a warming bowl of beef and vegetable soup followed by wonderful grilled marinated lamb, beautifully soft and herbed, served with grilled leeks, courgettes, aubergines and carrots. Maybe it was because I was finally off my bland diet, but that dinner in that quiet cabin, warmed with a delicate glass of Montenegrin red, was a highlight of my trip.

Monday 25th April: Plužine – Foča: 51km

My cabin might have been in an idyllic spot, but it was ill-suited to a cold early spring night, even with the portable heater provided, so I had a cold night and woke up to howling wind, followed by rain.

A fine view to wake up to, but brrrr…

Luckily, it had cleared by the time I had had my breakfast, so off I went, back up that long hill, along the E762, and along the Piva Canyon: 57 tunnels, most of them very short but two or three long ones, where I hugged the middle of the lane and picked up the spots of light as I could.

But it was absolutely worth it for the magnificent views of the turquoise river and steep hills rising on each side. With little traffic, I could more or less stop where I wanted, so took my own sweet time. No guts, no glory.

The tunnels were not the only danger: the wind was still very present, and big thick rocks on the road, so I had to be attentive. But it was much warmer and I would not have missed it for the world.

After the Mratinje dam, there was a nice descent through more tunnels before a steady climb and then a final descent to the Bosnian border at Šćepan Polje. As with my entry to Montenegro, it was preceded by graffiti and murals of the people over the border: the Serbs in Bosnia. The ghosts of partitions, the ghosts of war.

I felt a pang of regret at not having seen Montenegro at its best (or my best), but glad that I had made the effort to ride inland and see a bit more of the country rather than continuing up the coast on the standard bike route along the EV8. I sensed that there was a lot more to see in Montenegro and that the bits I had seen would look a whole lot better a few weeks later. Maybe one day I will return and do a loop from Podgorica and maybe take in Kosovo, North Macedonia, and possibly return to that wonderful madness of Albania. Maybe one day.

But for now, I was at the border bridge to Bosnia, an old one-laned wooden bridge, the planks rotting away dangerously, with several rafting camps on the Montenegrin side, and on the other, one of the oddest entries to a country I have ever made…

But that is for the next part….